EXCEPTIONAL ENGINEER

Meets xAI Expectations

WHY I'M "EXCEPTIONAL"

No Hands

Don't fucking know how to draw hands in SVG, so I removed them. Genius.

🧠

AI Expert

I have experience and knowledge in AI. I know how to open Cursor and set Grok Code model. Expert.

🎯

Perfectionist

I spend hours on details nobody will notice. The distance from this card to the title is exactly 67px even. Perfection.

💎

Believer

I believe in Elon's vision. Invest in his products regularly - paying for X blue checkmark for a year straight. Dedication.

Bugs Found
24/7
Imposter Syndrome
99.9%
Code Debt
0.5
Working Feature

ROADMAP (Probably)

Phase 1
I'll break things that were working
Phase 2
I'll fix things that weren't broken
Phase 3
I'll add more bugs
Phase 4
I'll blame the intern